January 2012
1 post
Cotton candy
I’m so sticky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xo
October 2011
2 posts
Don't EVEN Get Me Started, Mythical Bootstraps... →
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
4 posts
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
6 posts
torture
I’ve been allergic to most fruit since 2001 (the entire time I’ve been with my husband). This year for Christmas my mother-in-law gave me a huge beautiful chocolate caramel apple. This is pure torture! Apples used to be my favorite thing. Seriously, I’d eat at least one a day, every day (probably why I’m now allergic, grrr). So there it is, sitting on the kitchen...
ljarvz:
jamesosaurus:
Listening to ‘No One’s Ever Gonna Love You’ by Band of Horses.
The chorus goes “No one’s ever gonna love you more than I do.”
MISLEADING TITLE IS MISLEADING.
But it is a damn good song.
yes it is a damn good song! That’s why it was our first dance song at my wedding reception :)
November 2010
6 posts
1 tag
Funky Cold Medina
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, Zune, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
If someone says “Are you okay?” You say:
Saddest Girl Story (The Starting Line)
How would you describe yourself?
This House is a Circus (The Arctic Monkeys)
What do you like in a guy/girl?
Belt...
October 2010
8 posts
Black Is A Stallion: What I Would Be Thinking... →
michaelianblack:
NOTE: In honor of Howard Stern actually asking Billy Joel about this essay today on his radio show, I am reprinting it in its entirety. Available for purchase in my book “MY Custom Van (And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Face) Buy here.
I’m not doing it….
September 2010
11 posts
Black Is A Stallion: My First Dear John Letter →
michaelianblack:
Dear John Mayer,
I know a lot of people think you’re kind of a dick. Not me. I like you. I like the songs, the guitar, the tattoos, the whole thing. I even liked that weird trio thing you did that nobody liked. Nobody but me, John, nobody but me.
Guys like us, we don’t do what “society” tells…
sometimes you just need someone to live for you
August 2010
4 posts
July 2010
9 posts
